As most schools resume today, I remember my secondary school days. I never liked going to school on the first day of resumption. Going to school or not wasn't my call to decide. I had no choice, but a few antics.
"Oya wake up and prepare for school" 😇
"Ah! But today's the first day of resumption"
😉
"And so? Won't your teachers come? "😕
" They will come but the class will be dull and boring, in fact the teachers will not teach anything because of the few students in attendance."😃
"Ehen. Go like that. If they don't teach, they will review last term's lessons. That way you'll have an edge over those who resume late."😎
"They will tell us to clean the dust specs that has accumulated over the harmattan period on the chairs, desks, louvres and fan. The dust specs are like 5 meters thick. They will still tell us to sweep again and darken the blackboard..." 😦
"Ehen. Still go like that. You don't know that by doing those chores, you're learning something new. You think it's only formal knowledge you learn in school? Goan baff jorh "😜
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" I don't have new books to go to school with"
😀
"Use your old books"😉
"I just noticed, my uniform is not ironed and I can't find the other leg of my socks" 😔
"Wear it like that. You had about 5 weeks to prepare for school. If you're punished for not dressing properly, serves you right."😠
"My belly is bitting me."😴
"sorry o. Finish your breakfast. I will take you to the hospital and from there I will drop you off at your school."😝
😪😖😱
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Parents I hail o🙆
